Slovenia - Cate Blanchett 80s sex party vibe. Very perfume add.

Switzerland - Huggie Bear wants his coat back.

Cyprus dust off the Britney VHS. Should work for Greece.

OK. Finland has to win.

Norway wrote the music for the Witcher it appears. (And played most of the monsters too).

Why is Greece wearing a large bath hat as a skirt?

Latvia has a bald Simon Pegg dressed as Flash Gordon. Eurovision rules say we cannot ask “why?”.

Bandy Slug. Can I have Estonia back please.

Spain, I may never see you the same again.

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A pithy explanation of why this is either a nuts policy or one designed to create a confected immigration crisis. It is either way profoundly dangerous stuff - socially, politically and constitutionally.

Thankyou to @officialthameswater for hosting residents. And thanks to Andrew for his honesty. For my own transparency, the unedited chat is on my YouTube. However… anyone who uses the Thames, listen to the whole chat. The last points are well worth taking on board. Sb

Though what I am really waiting for is a TV adaptation of The Baroque Cycle. HBO surely……