Fox News is complaining about a nationwide teacher shortage today. Here are some of the things Fox has said about teachers over the last two years:

They should sell weed at airports bc airports are stressful and not chill

Also to ALL it should concern, black lives still matter, trans lives still matter, and innocent lives are still being taken every day.

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Men will be like, we weren’t in a relationship, you didn’t deserve human rights!

Rue was frustrating af on last nights episode but when she kept saying “the suitcase isn’t mine” I was screaming “holy fuck!! Tell them you’ll get killed or maimed if you don’t get it back!!” It’s like, dude, cmon. CMON

Happy birthday Trayvon Martin. I wish we would have learned your name for other reasons

Speaking out about a cause close to my heart

ADHD advice from people who don’t understand at all: “Just get a planner!”

Actually helpful ADHD advice: “The only way to ever reliably find motivation to clean your room is to invite someone over so your crippling fear of embarrassment overrides your broken dopamine receptors”

I find it very strange how covid is the number one killer of cops right now, by far, but right wingers and politicians only seem to freak out when someone shoots a cop. It's almost like they only care when the cops death can be used to get more money for policing.

I think we have to start changing “Christmas lights” to “Winter Decor”… like can we be honest? December January and February are miserable. Keep the lights up for Winter! The lights make everything better and boost morale! It LITERALLY lightens up the darkest time of the year!

I’m into it

if u miss me pls lmk i’m going crazy

If you’re ever feeling sad, just remind yourself that Odesza is releasing an album this year.

Take it from a psychiatrist:

Therapy 👏🏽 does 👏🏽 not 👏🏽 fix 👏🏽 systemic 👏🏽 injuries 👏🏽 to 👏🏽our 👏🏽 mental 👏🏽 health👏🏽.