the life of a swolo

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been in the trenches of dumbbitchtok for five days straight because they’re boldly claiming opalite sounds like a finneas knockoff

chiefs should cut harrison butker and sign a women’s soccer pro. replacing him with a woman he says belongs in the kitchen would be the funniest possible way to break the nfl gender line, and it would allow him to follow his dream of becoming a closeted leader at tpusa.

making history despite the most expensive and unhinged media-backed hate campaign ever coordinated. yeah, there is no one remotely comparable to taylor alison swift.

miles teller is definitely a celebrity the church of scientology views as recruitable (they’re correct)

tree paine is arguably the worst celebrity publicist in the business and i’m tired of everyone pretending otherwise

mainstream media bending over for trump and performative leftists are focusing all their energy on canceling a pop star for selling lightening bolt jewelry for her lightening bolt love song

casing the führerbunker perimeter in a sequins are forever tee

it must be killing him that he’s too busy gaslighting his large following of sycophantic femcels that he doesn’t have the time to corral them onto the taylor swift hate train like he did for the amber heard one.

taylor’s team should’ve foreseen this smear campaign. her appearances on the tonight show and late night humanized her to the 35+ crowd, but they should’ve also put her on one or two shows like hot ones, jake shane, ziwe, chicken shop date, etc., for the brain-rot tiktok addicts.

loud and proud zionist, close friend to the trump regime, and a billion dollar empire built by being a culture vulture who utilizes slave labor. pr so elite that everyone is back to hyping one of the most in-your-face supervillains this world has ever seen.

unbelievable. the entire album. just wow.

fascinating how so many exmo white women end up even more sinister and rotten after leaving the mormon church

good lord whoever took the engagement photos did not do the ring justice at alllllllll

jenna has never dissected and maliciously misinterpreted the words of her male peers. just another bad faith take by a woman who *made it* in a male-centric field by operating as a pick-me. luckily mina kimes, taylor rooks, malika andrews, and MANY more offset this dark energy.