Last night I saw what is easily the worst movie of 2024 thus far and I can’t wait to talk about it

Challengers (2024)

Challengers soundtrack better be playing at the clubs this summer I’m ready to DANCE

Going as Tashi Duncan’s bob for Halloween this year

Taking a ferry when you’re hungover is such a dumb move who would willingly do that (me I’m on a ferry hungover someone please help)

If you email me Thursday and see my OOO is on until Monday… why would you email me again Friday “just following up”

Arnold Palmer, but if you add some Tequila it becomes a Keke Palmer.

Oh no who will be Planet Pride’s “surprise pop star” now

sorry boss can’t come into work i gotta stay home and feel really weird and anxious all day

Who knew Bowen Yang had such great calves

Well that’s easy

Drunk at a 70s themed baby shower on a Saturday as god never intended

They say you should never meet your heroes—but what about superheroes?

Abigail was a fun little funny bloody ride and KATHRYN NEWTON you’re a goddamn star (and don’t worry I always confuse onions for garlic, too)

Henry Cavill knocked a girl up and it wasn’t me

Sue Sylvester would end her

Anytime it’s gorgeous outside make sure you say thank you to her

This is John Summit kicking off his Dreamland Pride in Central Park set