so i’ve watched a lot of murder she wrote, and there are so many episodes where jessica is meeting up with a niece or nephew and i was like “how many nieces and nephews DOES she have??”

and the answer is a lot

people said a lot of horrible things to me after my elon musk tweets, but the one that haunts me the most is someone said“you look like zach braff”

when i die, i want my body to be turned into one of those medical skeletons but with a plaque next to it that says “she was hot”

jeez louise is short for jesus louisus

“Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary ”

lmao no no one remembers when i joined X because i never did and no one knows what the fuck that is

#MyTwitterAnniversary

lmfao ok my broski

wow those people get to be blessed by elon's giant brain smarts

hey jack you gonna come get ya boy yet or nah

lmao i can't wait for months of this shit

tweets on X are actually called seXts

when i think this whole thing couldn’t get any stupider

also, i would hope we learned our lesson and don’t pick one that’s run by a billionaire 🙃

i’m at [email protected] and [email protected] and i guess fucking [email protected] now

there better not be anymore twitter replacements i need to sign up for jfc