Moved to Philly and gave up pork 😭

Beyonce completes the #IIHANDSIIHEAVEN challenge via Instagram. 💃

Thursday’s soul cycle was supposed to be Drake after dark ft. Rihanna. But the instructor just changed it to Drake after dark ft. Kendrick Lamar. That’s canceled.

Trump was the first president to not have a dog or pet in the White House in how long? Of course that sick governor lady thought it would be appealing to him to say she shot her puppy.

It is so damn funny to me when people bring their babies home for the first time and their cats vomit 😭😭😭😭😭

Made a perfect chicken parm today.

They only like twinks and wiggas. No in between.

Y’all like white men who looks like skinny 21 year olds. Not grown men.

Back to my SATC rewatch and I find it funny when yall call the men on here ugly cus I’m like some of them are but a lot of them really aren’t. And then I look at the white boys of the month yall lust over and realize it’s just yalls taste 😂

look at the date of this tweet

No because this is literally the funniest thing Porsha has ever said dhxjxnshjzhsbsbdhxb

Like—

And again! 😂

This is the finest man in the world

The only way I know about (the MANY) good shows on Apple TV is word of mouth. He was getting a free check

“Everybody over here go to work.” Blue Ivy Carter

He really thought he was about to lay around in a family full of Capricorns. I know Blue was sliding job openings under his door every morning.

Back in the day you could run a dealer out the neighborhood but now? Them 12 year olds gon put them switches on yo ass