Bruh why is it 2am & this nigga got a Lemur twerking to Sexyy Red on Edgewood 😂🤣

i’m! the! worst!

ok but does moberly have surprisingly good hot wings?

happy happy birthday to my big brother, who occupies my earliest memory and forever has my back now that we’re grown up. plus, he’s bringing me japanese skincare from his birthday travels. love you, dude🫶

trying to recall who said of chinese diplomacy, “you don’t have to start a war, you can just build someone a soccer stadium”

Taking over Hamilton Hall as done in 1968, Columbia students unfurl a banner that reads 'Hind's Hall,' in reference to Hind Rajab, a six-year-old girl killed by Israeli forces.
Hundreds of students cheer as the banner is revealed, erupting into chants to 'Free Palestine.'

sent my mom pics of the encampment at her alma mater. she wrote back:

preserved the robins egg shell in epoxy resin with some dried flowers/foliage for good measure. i think the air bubbles look like glitter ✨🪺

my man bullied a state legislator off twitter in less than 24 hours, ur lil boyfriend could never 👸🏻

DID YOU KNOW: cigarettes are kosher for passover

Like a cursed amulet this website drives each person mad in a way unique to their specific psychological profile

to live here you have to fight

having flashbacks to my first job out of college as an underemployed actor. telling people there were no 7:30 tables at blt prime was probably the most powerful i’ll ever be.

the lawn care guys usually leave my garden alone but today i could hear them going behind the house and had to scream absolute bloody murder to get their attention and stop leaf-blowing the shit out of my gladiolus. somebody get cate blanchett on the horn.

gentle parenting the birds at my feeder through an inter species conflict

it looks like we cured insanity and but then people started turning evil :-)

feeling garfieldian.

baby voice doesn’t work on yourself