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Yo, STL sportsters. Our Allison is the new veep of SABR. This is a big deal.

Penguin crowd could easily be an U5 soccer team.

Having managed many political crises, I can assure you the answer is *never* “we should bribe people for their silence”

His 50s were fashionable. I expect his 60s to be monumental. Wish him a happy day.

Today is W. Johnson’s birthday. Tomorrow is his birthday observed, due most likely to some obscure military ritual or to the scheduling demands of the fire service. Whichever the case, please wish him 2 happy days, yield to flashing lights, and put a cupcake in the Knox box.

Saying that defamatory tweets are part of your duties as a state employee (I doubt that’s right) might have some blow back. If tweeting is an official act, than you can’t block anyone (first amendment) and I bet it makes all your DM’s open records.

brb calling an emergency meeting

More donut news, please.

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward.

“However, the only constituent Senator Roberts advocated on behalf of was himself to get a paid appointment to the Public Service Commission and his father to be appointed to the University of Missouri Board of Curators,” stltoday.com/news/local/gov…

Today is Uffda Jen’s birthday. She already has a surly cat companion, all the vowels, an adorable sidekick, a goat entourage, and an assigned seat at every restaurant on S Grand. She’d like you to sign the abortion petition NOW and tip your server.

I am sorry I grumbled about the delay. I thought it was just a street removal.This is worth the wait. stltoday.com/life-entertain…

WHOA! Missouri Supreme Court sets aside election to amend constitution on KC police budget due to unfair fiscal note. HUGE! UNPRECEDENTED!! ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY CORRECT! Big win for Jim Layton

Birthday donut > Birthday tweet

Today is Prof Lana Stein’s birthday. She’d like a nickel for every time she has been quoted about St Louis politics, misquoted, or had one of her quotes attributed to someone else. (By my count, she’d have $2,476,591, 828.05.) Wish her a happy day and she will turn in your grade.

Looking for a lawyer

You can try to call it Celebrate St Louis, but I am always going to call it Riverport.