Mannequin by Wire just came up on a playlist my wife was listening to and I got to do like 3 minutes of mansplaining. Fucking buzzed off it.

This is all a lie but also so many borrowers have long since paid off their student loan they just want the private lenders to keep collecting interest for decades.

Washington bureau chief at Semafor moment.

Porky the Litter Eater This improv on Murderville is insane. Only time I can recall one of the cast members breaking due to guest...

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This being the way he looks like he should be funny

conan o’brien like one of maybe fifteen people you could seriously argue as The Funniest Person Ever. he’s in the albert brooks zone

I don’t think that that is true

I recall coming home from school for an afternoon MTV countdown type deal (?) and waiting for the Welcome to the Jungle video every day and standing there so close to the TV entranced, like nothing will ever be cooler than this. And I was right to think that.

The most horrifying thing I’ve read.

got 45 minutes on Zoom with Alex Garland; talked to him about every movie he’s had his name on, from The Beach to Civil War gq.com/story/civil-wa…

In FL you can now be charged with a felony if a cop has a panic attack and/or pretends to be overdosing if they vaguely come into contact with fentanyl in your possession during an encounter. It does not have to later be proved medically they were exposed. welcometohellworld.com/see-the-moon/

During the massacre at al-Shifa Hospital, the Israeli army shot patients in their beds and doctors who refused to abandon the sick, separated people into groups with differently-colored bracelets, and executed hundreds of civil government employees.

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“Ummmm FBI? This guy is doing what I’m doing”

I wrote about Norm Macdonald and O.J. Simpson for GQ. gq.com/story/only-nor…

One of them said do you want to look and handed me her glasses.. She said they were kind of broken and I thought oh great I’m gonna go blind right here in front of everyone on the block just so some kid doesn’t think I’m a pussy... welcometohellworld.com/see-the-moon/