i can’t believe people die and never come back

"how do you like to be treated?" me:

I can't wait to do this to someone's son 😍

Men are the same at all ages. 😂

Why does the weather have to be so bad on the weekends when you have plans?

At my age, I'm not letting anybody stress me out. Not a man, not a job, not my family, not my friends. I will separate myself so fast.

Sundays are for lovers Me: Next episode

I don't need to budget better, I need more money.

Men who consider their friends' thoughts when dating someone are such losers. Ne o palla keng go bua vernac le yena?

i prefer my lovers super sweet to me it’s just what i deserve.

When i check my bank Account and realise it Wasn't fraud, it was me and it was written me

eNCA We're supposed to be looking forward to the warm weather, what's this now.

I don't like to open up, I don't like to depend on people, and I don't like getting attached to anything fr.

Shadow of Ezra "Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: 'It is mine to avenge; I will repay,' says the Lord." - Romans 12:19 Nothing is a coincidence.

Musa Khawula Marrying a baby daddy comes with a lot of disrespect from third parties. Family members will pick sides.

Musa Khawula Sometimes, your brother gets a girlfriend, and you and she become very, very close. When they break up, it doesn't mean y'all must break up too. (Especially if at that time she's also your nephew's mother.) And sometimes that's all there is to it 🤷🏿‍♀️

Musa Khawula Unfortunately we introduce strangers in our lives, our families get to be attached to them as their own..we then expect them to discard them as and when we part ways with them 🥱