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Jared Freid

@jtrain56

Comedian. Board Lord. Inventor of the U up? text.

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If you’re in one of these cities, you could be laughing. DO YOU HATE LAUGHING?! Assemble the group chat! Even the family one!! jaredfreid.com/live-shows/

If you’re in one of these cities, you could be laughing. DO YOU HATE LAUGHING?! Assemble the group chat! Even the family one!! jaredfreid.com/live-shows/ #standupcomedy
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The struggle is real. I wasn’t always the smashing success you see today. My fault or theirs? We may never know…

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I’m in my prime! Join me at a show if you agree: San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Los Angeles, New Orleans, Dallas, Nashville, Westhampton Beach, Milwaukee, Atlantic City, Newark!

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Golf is the only sport where fans go to the event dressed to play. Imagine a football fan showing up to a game with shoulder pads on like it’s nothing.

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I’d get kicked out of so quickly for yelling “VERNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE” at Verne Lundquist over and over again.

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Any time I get a like from a blue check mark on here, I'm like, 'Let's see what THIS crazy is yapping about.' It's never not surprising.

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Golf is the only sport where fans go to the event dressed to play. Imagine a football fan showing up to a game with shoulder pads on like it’s nothing.

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If a taco order comes with less than three tacos then I’ll feel screwed by the restaurant. If it comes with four then I’ll suggest the place until the day I die.

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Nobody is intimidated. She has a show to promote. It’s a loser take, had by losers, to apologize for their loser nature. U Up?

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