Politics based on "shadow capture".UDA has postponed its party elections to year 2024!ODM to follow ASAP- you postpone ,we postpone.You put on blue Kaunda suit ,we put an orange one.You plant trees,we plant ours.You lead,we follow!

One thing that has devastated corrupt government operatives is the government's decision to migrate all payments via e-Citizen platform.The cry among them will be worse than the housing levy one.

Legends are having a hard time on source of news in Kenya.What NMG and RMS are reporting,it is what FM radio stations have on morning newspapers review.Surprising ,ODM adherents are busy propagating the same in funerals.Is an individual controlling media in Kenya?

Today's Jamhuri Day celebrations and recent call to plant trees by HE WSR clearly shows that Kenyans highly appreciate his efforts to make our country better for all despite the crippling high cost of living.The team leaders of HE WSR hate squad are alone!

It is Christmas time and tears for entrepreneurs who think they will make six figure-profit.Do you know your most "hardworking" employees could be having different ideas?Liking telling you they have emergencies in Ushago a day to Xmas? Plan and have standby staff!

Having had a brush with corruption in Traffic Police Department,I am waiting for the day traffic offence fines will be instant and paid through the famous(in) pay bill 222222. The transport sector will save Shs.100B monthly and reduce corruption in Kenya by 70 percent!

Legends living outside Nairobi now know why The Hilton closed down. HE WSR,in a media interview, blamed it on run down KICC! Days when we took photos "touching" the roof top of KICC and later had a Tusker Export at the Hilton Jockey Bar at Kshs 5/- each are gone and forgotten!

For all those legends who travelled to their rural homes from any town in Kenya using the following means-Roadways Nyanza,Lolwe Bus,OTC,RVP Peugeot,Jogoo Kimakia,Kampala Mix Train,danced to "Mpete wa Kibushi" and drunk buzaa using mrija, happy Christmas and fruitful 2024!

I have just come across a video of a senior ODM guy ranting and frothing in the mouth.His rants are directed at a government official.I do not need to be a medical doctor to say that the guy is suffering from BIPOLAR DISORDER.Can somebody take this guy for medical checkup?

As aptly predicted by weather man, heavy rains including hailstorms is being experienced along Northern Bypass.For drivers , visibility is almost zero.Floods expected.Drive carefully.

There was this fear that the government is sending our police on a suicide mission to Haiti.Those Haiti criminal gangs, some with wooden guns ,cannot scare any of our Israel trained GSU commandos.It will be a successful mission and another cap to our galant police!

The NADCO report seems destined for the bin.The BBI route.The same dose should be applied to whoever thinks a Kenyan will be (se)elected AUC Chair!Let someone stop exporting our "bad and peculiar habits" to the rest of Africa.

Fellow Kenyans,a reminder from a legend.Anyone holding an elective post in parliament including the presidency,trade union or sacco that these are not permanent and pensionable positions.They are not birthrights like Esau's.If you lose, blame your self and stop crying BETRAYAL!

EPRA please,1 USD is exchanging at Kshs 129.00 as at 12th April,2024.All expectations are that the cost of 1 litre of petrol must not be above Kshs 130/-.We are waiting to hear your other excuses but do not mention the detour of ships along the Red Sea shipping corridor!

Interesting times. Thanks NTSA KENYA .Collected my car's reflective number plate at a record 20 minutes.No shindu shititi from anyone!

My democratic right of voting for a candidate of my choice supporting a political party close to ideals I believe in. Just voted! The hit song of 2027 trending - Kimeibiwo! Chorus - Wameiba Tena!

The hustlers who are not sirkal saidia.A group of volunteers building a make shift bridge connecting Njathaini and Marurui. This will enable children cross River Gathara when schools open tomorrow . Most attend Marurui and Garden Estate primary and secondary schools!

Kenyan Viral Sibling lovers, Kyle and Brianna want to open an OnlyFans channel to support themselves. This is because Kenyans "do not want to support them". Watch

When all is said and done, legends have this unsolicited advice -NEVER employ your wife's sister, your wife's brother or your wife's mother.In your house, NEVER accommodate your brother, your sister or your mother.Why? Only a FATHER can answer!

@MaverickAtieno