Your puppy murderer was so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn't stop to think if she should.

I do this all the time.

Make Arizona Normal Again, Not Antiquated. #Mañana

via @NYTimes nytimes.com/2024/05/01/us/…

Rabbit Rabbit! 🐇🐇
#May1st

Bet: TFG insists on giving a campaign speech at Barron’s graduation, and violates the gag order…again.

Another bet: TFG makes a pass at one of Barron’s classmates.

Maybe he could borrow Melania's famous shitty jacket.

Attention: Kristi Noem

Answer: Campaigning

Bet this felt good.

The remote controls. 👇

It’s a start…

Judge holds Trump in contempt, fines him $9,000 and raises threat of jail in hush money trial (from The Associated Press) apnews.com/article/d2f9ba…

Is shopping a sport?

And now my brain is going, “459 mangoes on the wall, 459 mangoes…”

California Man is running for Senate where?

Oh right…Wisconsin.

That teddy wouldn’t hunt.

Me (after resizing my son's belt for him): Do you want me to teach you how to do this?

Son: I know how to do it. I get in my car, drive to your house, hand you my belt, and say, 'Mom, please resize my belt.'

Me: You're a problem solver.

Thank you, David French (and Nancy French).

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

Did we finally find something so vile and disgusting even MAGA won't stick up for it? lol no

I think you need to be able to spell it to be able to run it.