I would say this is the best Father’s Day gift ever, #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness

"I drink coffee because I need it, I drink wine because I deserve it." Take the quiz below to find your ideal wines! cards.twitter.com/cards/p8cxw5/4…

My morning workouts are far more challenging with #battlematfitness and a 30lbs mini dinosaur! Thank you Brendan Bradley for making such a rad workout game!!

Oooooh! It on an app too?!? #DisneyNOW x.com/disneyjunior/s…

Best Supporting Baby #oscars #oscar #oscars2018 #oscarsunday #redcarpet #redcarpetdress #toddlerfashion #toddler

Vanity Fair After-Nap Party #oscarsredcarpet #oscars2018 #VanityFair

Hunger for knowledge. #momlife #mommy #momming #momminghard #mommingsohard #toddlerlife #toddler #toddlermom #funnymommy #funnymom #henhousecomedy @saraerfletcher Kara Luiz #momtested #momjokes #momcomedy

This makes me motivated to eat pie. #MondayMotivation

Visiting Daddy at work! On a selfish and insecure note: How do I compete for parent points with “is Kermit the Frog” Open a candy factory? Become a unicorn farmer? Never say “no”? Suggestions welcomed. #kermitthefrog #babykermit #parentlife

Fly me home, Kermit! #DannerDailyDoodles #MuppetBabies

Two holidays...so many eggs.

Toddler life is hard. #kittyhat #kittysockmittens #kittytoys #toddlerresistance #toddlerrevolt #floorlife #toddlerlife #toddlerlifeishard #kittylover #pjs #footypajamas #pjsallday #toddlermom #momlife #momming #mommingsohard #momminglikeaboss #momjokes #funnymoms Annie Girard

When you see a roly-poly and it’s the best thing on Earth. #rolypoly #toddler #toddlerlife #enthusiasm #momlife #mommin #momminglikeaboss #momming #momminghard #bunnyears #love #babygirl #babyforever #easter #funnymoms #momedy #momjokes #momcomedy #bunnyears #yay

Politics hurt my heart. Petting puppies makes it better.

The Man’s already got her down.

There’s an elephant in the room and I feel like we need to talk about it... • • • #elephant… instagram.com/p/BhooZ4bgsG-/

The Nap Time Game, tied with The Quiet Game for all time best game definitely invented by the mom of a toddler. #toddlerlife #toddlermom #puppies #momlife #momming #momminghard #mommingsohard #momminglikeaboss #funnymoms #funnymommies #momjokes #momcomedy #momedy #henhousecomedy

**Tapping Fingers Together** YESSSssss....Yes. ALL the stuffed animals!! Muahahaha!! #toddler #moms #stuffedanimals

Proof a 19-month-old can even make Buddha lose his mind! Boom. #boom #momlife #toddlerlife #toddlermom #toddlermomlife #momjokes #funnymoms #momcomedy #momedy #momming #mommingsohard #momminglikeaboss #love #yay

Potty training is going well.