Incredible things happening on Facebook

Paying taxes is the most financially irresponsible thing I've ever done

Conan O' Brien showing up to the Hot Ones set:

Walton Goggins is one of the most entertaining humans to watch do stuff how the fuck is he like that

I just went to a retro 50s diner that didn't have public restrooms. It was like they wanted to bring back segregation but like make it woke make it for everyone

Just worked all day and then used the money to buy my girlfriend an expensive birthday present and then came out to my car and realized I got a parking ticket buying the present 🤟🤡🔫

Yes, it's fun to watch him die but like, getting killed in a popular show playing up your actual personality /character actor type as a villain is called a CAMEO. There is no way he's sitting at home feeling totally owned right now sorry

Cracked this massive shit today

🙅🏻‍♂️ This is a hyper specific joke about my reply guys 🙅🏻‍♂️ don't worry if you don't get it 😺 they are weird 🫡

Only correct response 🫡

Drunk historical materialism

I should use the picture of me at Dirty Dungarees for a flyer photo 🤔

i should be able to claim my landlord as a dependent

Just reread this after reading it like 15 years ago. Totally forgot how good the ending is