As an Asian it’s often hard to find foundation that isn’t too pink, starkly contrasting my yellow neck and shoulders. This person has done literally the opposite. If you told me one day white men would wear #womanface and #yellowface I would’ve laughed at you.

Yes, but what’s more important is that I’ve also seen that video of men jumping in to holding down a roller coaster rocking off its base 😨

That and mysogynist — fitness and being outdoors

I’m over-caffeinated and I don’t like it

Someone who regularly uses my email just spent $800 at Aldo. That’s like 10 pairs of shoes lol

Ai just said, “When Covid dies down…” Wut

Pork jowls and cauliflower

Oly at 9. Brunch at 10:45. Climb at 12:30. Good day so far

Confession: I’ve never lost weight on my own; it’s always been part of a gym challenge. I just couldn’t muster up the effort without the outward incentive. I recently got up to 131 and it had to go. I’m back down to 125 😅

I prefer beef hearts with a dark vinegar as dressing

Ok but he still doesn’t look good with a beard

That ought to do it.

“BMI is not a good metric” is cope

It always happens at the right moment

Do I respond?

Perfect timing, but...

York Regional Police?

We know all about you.

If anyone dares to ask Chrystia Freeland why she doesn’t ban the Iranian terrorist group IRGC, you’ll arrest him right away.

I’ve finally arrived at the conclusion that NursePatsy is parody.