Get yer Smeds and yer Smoos ere!

"A representative of 12 Triangles has claimed that 'this is the normal price for a cruffin'."

Those who know me well, know that I enjoy finding and celebrating the ridiculousness. So strap in and let me prepare you for my crowning achievement of absurdity that will take place this Saturday. Let me introduce you to the #GreatScottishWimpyTour. 🧵

My 17 year old off to TRNSMT on the w/e. I ask for a rundown of programme and he talks excitedly about Declan McKenna ‏ً before saying "then I have to sit through some band that are *literally* called Garbage ..." There's the multigenerational gulf right there! 😆

Just a normal day on Elm Row.

Okay but I've had a drink so gimme a minute

Yes I think "Spectral Sounds" at the very least looks like a Mothership adventure.

A popular fast food chain, founded in 1940, is having its 50th birthday 🤔

Gove, Actually

Don't be like Riky M

“No time to explain, get in the Orangina”

❤️🖼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Oor Wullie mural on the Hilltown has become a favourite among locals! I love it! Such brilliant artwork with a powerful message! It was created as part of the Dundee Graffiti Jam by Gazmac + Sapien. 📸 Adam Milroy / Supplied

Ah, my kind of jumper.

Emma Hilton Meriam Al Sultan سا(حرة) 🪄 Weldyboi Richard Dawkins My favourite moment of creating humans is holding up my baby at about 6 months, right before they start any solids, knowing that I've built the cells of their body from my own. Through pregnancy and then breastfeeding. It's an incredible moment to ponder how incredible life is.

Leith Walk's finest work: one lorry drives off the pavement to reveal another. "Ah but it's okay the traffic wardens said I could." Who honestly believes that stuff (or that traffic wardens have that power)?

We're fixing roads! A fortnight ago we put a broken tram bollard (found beside bin) on end Arthur St to stop cars squeezing thru'. It works! 😀 No traffic comes through anymore, and no one has moved it. Go on, give me a job! #urbandesign #psychology #localknowledge

Bless the noodle maker and His Water.

Both pavements at once. #leithwalk #bollardsnow