This might as well be real. What a joke. #TysonFury #UsykFury #boxing

Remember when James Corden was torn apart for steeling a joke from Ricky Gervais ? Well…..

The posters are out and up for Monopod at Penlee Park Theatre in Penzance, July 29th, 7.30pm. Tickets available on the Penlee Park Outdoor theatre website. 😉

We were having such a lovely day out in Perranporth, until I saw this!! No Jam First 〓〓 here apparently. Day out over! I hope you’re proud of yourselves Perranporth, you ruined Easter! 😂😆 Do Rodda's Cream know? 🤔 #justabitoffun

What’s that? You want cream tea related puns to celebrate #nationalcreamteaday ? My pleasure. 😉 Jam First 〓〓 Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 Julia Bradbury I HAVEN'T BOUGHT BLUE TICK💙 youtu.be/LNvqso0A4I8

Ere, 29th July at Penlee Park Theatre I’ll be doing my new show ‘Monopod’. It’ll be ace. Silly but ace. penleeparktheatre.com/monopod-colin-…

An observation I made this week. I’m emotionally drained! 😜 #theperfectplanet youtu.be/vnt40_09e_U

Trying MrBeast chocolate for the first (and last) time!

Always a delight to come into a place of work to find this going on! Hello Thursday!! I also love to token ‘Cream First’ ones for those with issues. 😂 Jam First 〓〓

I’ve had to keep this news under my hat for a while, but I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be joining Ed Rowe, AKA Edward Rowe , & a whole cast of other wonderfully talented humans at the Hall for Cornwall this Christmas, as Smee in Peter Pan. 😉

AI has been asked to make images of what it sees as ‘the most beautiful women in every country’. Good to see Cornwall represented. Well done Betty Stogs 😉

So excited to be performing at Penlee Park Theatre on Saturday. If you’re thinking of coming, heading over to their website now to prebook, that would be awesome 😉🔥

Unfortunately, due to tech issues (rain related!) I’m having to postpone Monopod tonight. The venue will issue refunds and we’ll sort a new date for next season. So sorry, I’m gutted it’s not going ahead.

If you have ears and fancy hearing my voice this afternoon, I’ll be on BBC Cornwall just after midday, talking to Julie Skentelbery about all things comedy, cornwall and panto.

Ere, if you fancy a listen back to me chatting to Julie Skentelbery on BBC Cornwall this lunchtime, here’s a link to the BBC Sounds page where the interview is always clipped and waiting for your amused ears to enjoy. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

Enjoying some morning coffee in our Jam First 〓〓 mugs. Right on!!

Right on Captain!

It’s all happening this December! Come along for a bit of Christmas magic. 😉