“this week i’m sending you to the heart of Glasgow to create your own live action Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience” #TheApprentice

I wish I could erase my memory and play TLOU 1 & 2 for the first time again. Absolute masterpieces

a man is allowed to react, a woman can only overreact

we used to be a real country

Knowing that recruiting another faithful is an excellent strategy but remembering they've murdered a woman every single time & recruited a man every single time

#TheTraitors

Hmm will they murder another woman or actually kill a man for the first time?😂 #TheTraitors

My mom loves to be like “that is NOT a newborn” when we watch shows

The way to make #TheTraitors better would be if every episode Diane reveals that another of the contestants is her son until it turns out that the entire series is just Diane and all her children.

all taylor did was take a sip. THIS is losing it

Reasons I couldn’t go on the #TheTraitors

1. I’d laugh as soon as I find out I’m a Traitor and someone asked me about it
2. Having to hug and kiss EVERYONE every morning at the breakfast table
3. I’d just zone out and not have a clue what I’m meant to be doing

The official report on the Blackpool Tower Fire [2023]

I once wrapped orange netting around the top of the Blackpool tower and fooled the whole country into thinking a national landmark was on fire.

Hahahahaha as if #blackpool #blackpool tower #fire

Good Reads needs to take a long hard look at itself and get UI that isn’t from 2010

When Woolworths, Argos and Toys R Us looked like this:

Booktok has recommended some of my now fave books of all time. It’s a great place so yeah shut up

Sports Personality has exposed so many people who just can't accept a women's football player is the most popular sportsperson in the country. It's literally a public vote, sorry your male fave isn't as loved as Mary!!

Has Nigel got 20,000 daughters or something cause who is actually voting for him🙂 #ImACeleb

if your man doesn’t immediately break down when they see you for the first time in weeks like tony just did then dump him #ImACeleb