Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

The original video of my artwork here.
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if i was at the beach at night and saw a shadow of one of these things moving towards me i would start believing in every single religion all at once

my replies are absolutely terrible, i’m sorry to all my friends 😭

This scene from After Life still gets me 😢

the older i get the more i understand why roosters start their day off by screaming

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SO excited to welcome our massive Thursday Headliners The Kooks , plus @JakeBugg, THE HUNNA, LAURA MVULA, KELIS, Lucy Spraggan + LOADS more to the Peaks this summer. It's going to be HUGE🎉

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

Steve Jobs could resurrect and tell me it’s okay to put my phone in water and I still won’t do it.

I receive a bathbomb as a gift every year. And I always feel anxiety over when to deploy it. Why now? What if theres a more important bath later? But u know what, as soon as i see those colours, those bright lights, I know ive chosen the right moment. Lush, you've done it again.

banks email like 'Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX' and then the message is like 'Hello we are your bank'

Last Christmas my 84 year old father-in-law, who had lost his wife of over 50 years just 4 months previously, spent Christmas Day all alone, because we were all following the rules set out by Boris Johnson.

Last Christmas Boris Johnson Had. A. Fucking. Christmas. Party.

just asked Nigella what phase of the pandemic we're in now