I did stand up comedy at the cemetery once. It was a grave situation. Of corpse no one was laughing. Prolly my deadpan delivery. But everyone was dead set on staying for the whole thing.... #RollingOverInTheGrave

Just want to reiterate that the Republican who won Texas' Senate election is vacationing in Mexico while the Democrat who lost the election is facilitating hundreds of thousands of wellness checks for seniors.

I just read a news report on Ted Cruz. I can’t believe it. Crazy. Ted Cruz is only 50! Wow, he looks terrible. But I guess Rats that jump off a frozen ship age badly.

50!

NASA engineers need to be in charge of the Texas power situation. Remember those words; “Houston, we have a problem.” Well, Houston’s the one with the problem now. If anyone can fix it, it’s engineers.

Heidi Cruz is pretty pissed off at the neighbors that spilled the beans on her Va-Cay. I always say: “If you can’t shout it from the roof top, don’t fucking do it.” I could understand her pissed-off-ness if it was a lie. How can you be pissed off if what they said was true?

Why would someone hang the American Flag upside down? According to the interweb it means the hanger is in extreme danger. I don’t think my neighbors are in danger. Most likely pissed off about something, I can’t get my head around their protest if I don’t know what it’s about.

Poured myself a glass of something nice to read my audiobook. You can blame the wine for the expletives. #OnTheHouse #13Apr2021

Only in America do we call minimum wage workers “heroes” but refuse to actually raise the minimum wage.

Is it just me? I can’t stand seeing needles stabbing into arms. I have to look away every time. Also, I fast forward any and all stories regarding vaccines. Just tell me when I can get one. They constantly report on a potentially life saving thing I can’t get. Thanks?

CPAC makes me embarrassed to have ever been a Republican. I think Lincoln feels the same way😆

Could the attacks on Cuomo be related to the 2022 New York governor race? Get a Republican governor in to pardon Trump? What do you think?

Grandma Grit 🌎 The timing is suspect, but the actual charges aren’t. He’s my gov and has always done what he’s wanted and bullied if he had to. I’m happy he was my gov when we all needed his briefings on Covid...but he’s no saint.

🗳4fuxake!🗳 Did he forget what Trump’s mob was planning for him?