I love how they get so excited about her outer worldly talent and you watch the video and it’s just Laura from marketing who used to go to stage school hitting the karaoke stage at Xmas drinks

A ruthless self-taught dating machine who weaponizes your biodata to whittle down matches, raising concerns over privacy and consent? Congrats, you've invented the Indian mom.

My Dearest,
I am writing you during the great Spectrum LA outage of 2024. It has been a long day and mostly boring day. This is the first time I’ve seen outlets available in all Los Feliz coffee shops, so there’s that. I hope I survive the rest of the day. Godspeed.

BREAKING: Thousands of reports of Northern Lights coming in from multiple locations across Europe. A severe G4 geomagnetic storm is currently affecting Earth. Truly the most stunning aurora show in years. Currently visible as far south as northern Italy.

“The arts aren’t a real job,” groan the people with earbuds in, listening to music, as they queue up their favorite podcast and text their friends the teaser trailer to their long-anticipated returning series and will spend the entire weekend watching movies and TV

Because that inability to process their own shit is why they make this planet dangerous for everyone else. They get an idea and now millions of people have to change how they live.

Garcelle and Sutton hats

I miss the Cinerama dome.

God i really feel for Richard Gadd. Having his personal trauma up for speculation and sleuthing when all he wanted was to make a show to make people realise they arent alone with their experiences.
This whole situation is hideous. #BabyReindeer

(not joking) every studio lot left standing in Los Angeles should be a protected historical landmark

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I want to know why the media always says …Porn star Stormy Daniels, but they never say Rapist Donald Trump.

I’m in immediate need of a belvedere club soda three lemons carcass out

My favorite tributes to Steve Albini so far come from bands that were like 'yeah he hated us but we will miss him.'

Joe Biden, you've just spent the last seven months shedding political capital in order to support an ally to whom you have devoted your life's work. Let's check in with their National Security Minister and see how much he appreciates it!

everyone is saying “oh this is like cable”
but it isn’t, in one VERY important way: cable has to pay writers and actors real residuals

This is just doomsday naysaying! Those $30m bonuses we gave to CEO’s are going to trickle down any day now!

UNMAS does incredible work. I have written for them in the past and can say, without hesitation, that their mission to make the world safer is unimpeachable. This is devastating data.