mood this fine Monday

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing

Next week has already been exhausting

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks up on me every few hours. “Are you still watching” yes babe thanks for asking

My tasks for today aren’t done but I sure as hell am

now that Biden has signed the bill that will ban tiktok, I will be posting my silly little videos here. enjoy🤓

Forever loyal to the one password I chose when I was 12

That awkward moment between birth and death

@ Monday

Dear Monday,

I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me it’s you.

Dear Friday,

I am so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday. But I promise I was thinking about you the whole time.

Life hack: save time by crying about two things at the same time

Thankyou Bridge !!! I love this app! If you don’t have this app you’re seriously missing out!!

Petition to make any day Taylor drops an album a holiday so I can listen rather than work #TaylorSwift