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A fun fact about Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog is that before they were both obsessed with trans people they were both writing an article a week about how it should be legal for them to kill their neighbor’s dogs lol

hey twitter i havent been using this website whats some interesting things that have been happening within the last few weeks

look at goblin princess

Wrinkly

thinking abt becoming a plant based energy drink guy. “oh yeah i love yerbae” something like that

tastes exactly like cough medicine

might just be the springtime talking but the execution of all things is probably one of the best albums ever

today

Homer Simpson. SpongeBob. Goku. All failed their driver’s test, and yet all are considered heroes. Something to remember next time you get angry at someone’s driving.

If a problem you see
Not my monkeys they be
If a problem is found
Not my circus in town

The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.

School doesn't teach you how to do your taxes because the government doesn't want you to know how to do your taxes. The one thing the government fears most is a taxpaying populace.