Having the squoochie out like this is wild.

I’m sorry. I wouldn’t even trust a woman who is anti-hoop earring. That’s like, against the rules of feminism!

this is a hot take but i think we should bring back house phones. i dont think that any of us needs to be available to everyone all the time. some ppl (and bill collectors) should only be able to reach you when you’re at the crib tbh

Enough.

drake has a WHAT?!?! open.spotify.com/track/0hWCzWl0…

All these diss records have showed me that women are literal cannon fodder, and it’s quite alarming and sad.

New slice just dropped this is big news in the sandwich community

had to play Million Dollar Baby for a quick pallet cleanse

At a barbecue asking for a hot dog *and* a burger.

megan thee stallion threw the first brick at OVOwall

Genie me w people from other countries tend to befriend eachother even with language barriers lol

it's something about the sun being out on a friday that makes me not want a job.

I ain't gon hold you: I scrolled too fast and thought this was Benzino 🤦🏾‍♂️

how is it that I’ve run this Willow album back 4 times already? it’s euphoric fr. it’s perfect

Closing the laptop at the end of the week isn’t enough. You have to blow it up.

People who can’t write in cursive can’t shame me.

it's y'all saying adonis was out past his bedtime omg

The people cheering this development can only conceive of films as escapist entertainment instead of cathartic art that conveys the human condition, which includes sex.

Pop Crave Raven said:

I’m screaming bc Raven thinks she’s so intimidating 😭😭 like girl not with them brows!