Cooking

Btw drake clears

Just watched Maidaan with my mom now I'm scared to cough in front of her

Ajay devgn bhai aap Liverpool ko bhi coach kar lo

Two dudes will never pose for a photo in fear of being gay. Like they'll get one mediator just for the sake of it

Idk why people complain so much about data privacy like I love the personalised recommendations and ads and reels bring it on babyyyy

How u gonna be homophobic and still get kissed by a dude. Yes this is a jesus subtweet

Why live in the moment when you can just watch reels on your phone

I remember the days when we used to drink and just be insane but now all everyone wants to do is 'ek machli paani mein gayi chapak'

How do i make this Harvard Business School case about me

This shaadi season has convinced me the hardest job in this world is making wedding hashtags

She's so lucky he didn't play football. That diving would've sent her to the hospital

I'm just such a girlie like I remember that gossip girl exists and I rewatch it

Pulling up to the Ed sheeran concert in Bombay to improve my math skills ➕➖✖️➗

Snow white is literally just short king propaganda

One thing about me. You start drawing demand curves I zone out

Long distance lame as fuck like why did I just kiss my phone camera

I do NOT move in silence. My stomach makes loud sounds when I'm hungry

Idk how many more 'we regret to inform you's I have left in me to take dawg

'bro I have an issue I need to talk to you'

Okay so.... Lets divide the problem into revenues and costs...