Honestly tired of anonymous hate accounts from boys with no life. Fuck you losers. Go hug your mom if you have one and good luck finding your dad.

Ten years later once again

Sorry to the world for being a millennial I literally had no choice

Rent being $1000 for a singular person is insane I want to gnaw on a power line

I like both call me a switch hitter

HBD to Katya !

Just punch us all in the pussy already my god

How Drew Barrymore interviews all her guests

A new weight loss drug but it’s just “Honey I shrunk the kids”

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

Not the best just the ones that were bought hope this helps!

It’s almost like he’s a now 70 year old stand up comic.

6 hours putting together a chicken coop in my garage with no A/C in 90degree weather holy crap I hate you tractor supply

Once my child’s unfortunate father kicked our puppy so hard he hurled him across the room. I was gone after that.

Sad boi spring

One of the first sacred tenants of being on here is to not take yourself too seriously. At the end of the day it’s night. Thank you that’s my time 🫡