That’s when the whores come

My ride

Beer and pizza to end Passover 😍

These students who are Jewish are really bothering me!!!

You can’t take away my shade grown coffee while I fight the Zionist Banking Conspiracy!!!!!!!!

Please, give me my fair trade oat milk while I resist the Great Satan!!

I want my food while I’m rebelling 😭

But my meal plan!!

So stupendous, living in your tube

🎻 Hi Tanglewood I’m really excited to finally see Trey Anastasio perform with the Boston Pops.

🎟️ I bought two tickets for 6/20/20 which were never used or refunded (due to the pandemic) and I’m wondering if you will honor these tickets on 6/29/24?

☎️ I called your box…

Forever 😍

“[Tom Wilson] is an idiot, but you like to have those guys on your team” - Stephen Valiquette is my favorite hockey analyst of all time and it’s not even close #NYR

It was a dangerous banana

Mystery backwoods Barbie

Dad, it’s just Isis.

Etz Chaim hee, as the ex used to say

#NYR

When you’re a wook you’re a wook all the way,
From your first Newcastle Brown
Till your last deflating balloon

I should’ve won again

Let me understand this roasty🍞toasty🥖🥯🧇, you’re saying you’re not scared of me?