Getting an entire house to play blink 182 dude ranch

Vending machine that supplies grass

America first. No!!

Bacon flavored paint causes first explosion. Fathers demand

Robin Hood’s Men in Tights. Blinkin’

Some toilets make you hold the flusher like holding a button in video games. They should have toilets that do rapid button press

Friend is trying to sell me on this guy who sucks by saying he did expired Dip and it made him fart

🔨🔨🔨

There’s an umbrella in the toilet.

Chris Eat Pray Post

Eat Pray Code

Reboot Big Bang Theory in the style of Young Sheldon

a Jason Bateman directed Comedy/Mystery called The Family Fang

This guy’s name is something David Simon would say if you told him something he already knew

Remember when they said that one Wolverine movie was inspired by Ozu? What if that was true

Tee wise

At church and the Reverend keeps mentioning Evander Holyfield. Quoting, etc

Imagine Star Wars: but in a Mall

Link would not stand a second in Legends of the Hidden Temple

By organizing w/ Drivers Union — Uber & Lyft drivers have won the nation’s strongest labor rights in the gig economy.
✊FAIR PAY
✊JUST CAUSE
✊PAID SICK DAYS
✊UNEMPLOYMENT
✊WORKERS COMP
✊PAID FAMILY & MEDICAL LEAVE
✊A STRONG UNION