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Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance

@TheaLanden

(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food

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I'm afraid of laughing too hard at this thumb-shaped dude's dissertation and having a little cough for the rest of the night.

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To the residents of Marlborough, Massachusetts, I'm sorry, but for some reason, I just can't pronounce that name. My tongue doesn't do that, apparently.

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Looks like 'in between' weather at the beach house this weekend, so I'll probably be packing a ridiculous amount of clothes for a short trip.

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Okay, but you really don't understand how much I'm looking forward to my long weekend away, so I'm going to be obnoxious and mention it at least 20 more times.

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