[Beginning of Paperback Writer voice]

It’s sad to think there was a day where my dad picked me up and put me on his shoulders for what would be the last time. It was 3 weeks ago and it immediately killed him.

If you walk into McDonald’s without a top on you get to meet the manager

I hate it when you try to buy a box of Sun-Maid raisins, but accidentally purchase Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.

Hardest game I’ve ever played. Listen to us talk about it!

Klopp The Week

Hate when you get too close to the Your Country Needs You poster and he boops your nose

This show gave me my first ever writing credit, and I had the joy of getting to co-host it last year, so thanks for letting me be part of the final ever episode. I look forward to being part of the next cancellation of something Hugh’s involved in.

When a character in a movie plays jazz I have to look at the reactions of the other characters to determine whether the jazz is being played very well or very badly

17. Final Fantasy VII Rebirth - 10/10

18. Balatro - 10/10

19. Buckshot Roulette - 8/10

20. The Church In The Darkness - 5/10

I cannot operate on this boy. This boy is my son.

Walking away from the microwave in slow motion and not turning around when it dings

Me to the cinema attendant

Literally what is meant to be the problem this place sounds fantastic

SO late to this life hack - the hole in the ring pull holds your straw in place!

Just remembered that weird bit in Gladiator when he has to fight a Bafta

That’s the last ever performance of ‘Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me, Glenn I’m Sixty Moore’ done. Thank you to every single person who saw it, whether it was on tour, at the Fringe, in a ropey work in progress or tonight at the Bloomsbury Theatre. Thank you x