I’ve zero stake or interest in the Stellar Blade / game censorship discourse, however I would like to take us back to the majesty of Metal Gear Solid’s Sniper Wolf - when creepy gamers were carefully catered for!

Mad Max but all the cars are the cars from the Pixar movie Cars and instead of breast-milk or whatever it was that they were after in Mad Max, it’s breast-petrol.

My wee Etsy shop has been wonderfully busy this weekend! God bless those who have purchased something or are spreading some ✨posi-vibes✨ about my silly cards! 🙏

A beautiful week of football 💙

Idea: Take Piglet out of the Winnie-the-Pooh Universe (Poohniverse) and stick him in with the Pokémon lads. In fact, you could cross-pollinate the two franchises. Lash a load of Pokémon into the 100 Acre Wood. Make Meowth Tigger’s stepdad and get that Owl fella to fuck a Zubat.

Fallout inspired Vault Boy birthday card! Personalise it by printing your recipient’s age onto the wee balloon! 👌

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UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES!!! 💙

FT. UTFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔵🔵🔵

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Hello! Today I’ll be streaming Metal Gear Solid Master Collection: Volume 1 over on Twitch! My first time playing a MGS game, so expect thrills, spills and lots of kills (?)

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Imagine if your dog rolled its eyes at ya the way Gromit does with Wallace. You’d be fuming - little gobshite thinking he’s better than ya. Who pays for your Pedigree Chum, prick?

Lovely day for getting your washing out on the line ☺️

My eye hasn’t stopped twitching since reading this

I was offered a dollar to drink some water during today’s stream. A fucking dollar. Is that what your weird water-drinking-kink wank is worth when it’s my mouth that’s drinking the water!? A measly, single fucking dollar? Really upsetting stuff.

That’s me live now with #turlockholmes !

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In today’s Twitch stream we’ll be looking at narrative puzzler Turlock Holmes where YOU 🫵 will be able to help ME solve a mystery using the power of WORDS!

Live from 1PM

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