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@SheriffZard

26 He/Him {Bi} (Single) Artist, A voracious deer/horse/charizard found here! Minors DNI 🔞+only NSFW

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Oh my LORD I just drew the SAUCIEST of photos of my deer and yet it may be another one that stays in the vault. Why come to show & tell and have all to tell and nothing to show? I dunno! Guessin' I want y'all to convince me!

I am pretty self conscious about drawing cognbal stuf

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Call me a freaky dude but man, some y'alls sona's got bellies I would ravenously make-out with their navels
Or fill said navel with sauce and eat it clean.

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Nothing like coming home after a work meeting to a dog who is just so happy to see me and has simultaneously tracked the biggest mud wads across the living room and kitchen floors on his way to greet me.

He immediately got a bath

Nothing like coming home after a work meeting to a dog who is just so happy to see me and has simultaneously tracked the biggest mud wads across the living room and kitchen floors on his way to greet me. He immediately got a bath
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Here's a tip, don't live in a big state otherwise you'll get amber alerts almost every day from someone running away with a child all the way in el paso when you're all the way in the Dallas/ft worth area

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Today is gonna be an awfully busy day I can tell. Pray for my ankles for they may turn to dust by the time my shift ends

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Need me a girl that'll grab me by the antlers and drag me away across the ground into another room in which we will play video games together

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anyone else having problems screen sharing on discord right now? friends and I can't stream a thing and believe discord is shitting the bed right now

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man, i hate trying to remember an old song and then i hear another song and now i can't get that new song out of my head and forget what i was tryna remember in the first place

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