FUN FACT: Rishi Sunak spent more time FLYING to COP28 than he actually spent at the summit itself.

Happy Birthday to the great Des Lennis!! His cameo on League of Gentlemen was legendary. 👍❤️💫

This is true. And I'm only tweetin it coz freds don't have no share button on the Grauniad, poor show. 😢👍

Recommended serving sizes are a joke. No wonder we’re all confused about how much to eat | Emma Beddington theguardian.com/food/commentis…

This goes without saying. But it's still worth saying. 💚

Once upon a time there was a Tory peer called Michelle Mone…

A bedtime story to make your hair curl.

Bravo for telling it Led By Donkeys

People thought this was a piss take, but it’s true. Stoker wrote that Dracula banked at Coutt’s

This is from chapter 3:

three generations of tickets on this Scotrail train:

me, a millennial with my printed ticket from the machine

gen Z opposite me showing a digital ticket on his phone

and an older lady beside me with one of those giant big flappy tickets (where do you even get those?)

Really, the only option??! When we could have trains with crematoria at the end of every line, whisking the 'problem' away. That would surely be a *final* solution to these millions of greedy sea-faring immigrants Sophie Corcoran, you just aren't thinking laterally.

You know, it would be a lot easier to identify birds if they shouted out their name like cuckoos do…

What a great idea, a green ring of woods around London, for the nature!!
I have every faith that, as a so-called 'country' we will ruthlessly fuck this up beyond the point of all recognition. 🙄

Environment charity bids to encircle London ‘M25 for nature’ theguardian.com/environment/20…

This, every day. ❤️🙏

The distinctive appearance of the Tibetan fox

Today has ALREADY been a learning day. 😊👍👟

My wife has a little vial of sugar water on her keys in case she comes across a bee in crisis.

Remember this picture every single time you hear someone in your city say 'we're not Amsterdam.'

This was #Amsterdam in the 1970s, via Cycling Professor 🚲 .

The cities we admire made better choices regarding cars, and are still making them today.

Better choices instead of excuses.

Such a clever boy. 😍👍

The majority of refugees are women and children.

Women are less likely to find suitable employment, are often carers of children and can become victims of gender based violence and exploitation.

#InternationalWomensDay #IWD23

ukc4c.org/20210709-strug…

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

The UK.

That's what's very broken.😢

Without radical change, in 100 yrs time there won't BE a working society to enforce ANYONE'S human rights. All human rights will be ash. How is that not our priority?
Is Pride the right target for Just Stop Oil? Yes. #JustStopOil theguardian.com/commentisfree/…