*Announcement*

I’m launching a new bank called PatelCo

We will be using customer deposits to buy bitcoin

If you are interested in joining, please write a few sentences below about why you think you will be a good fit

BIG NEWS

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If this guy makes a video about you I’m sorry but you are probably going to jail

Breakup of the century

Solved the global chip shortage. AGI soon 🙏🏽

Celebrity alert:

Got to meet the human behind Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. today.

Not only are they funny, but sharp + smart as hell.

Twitter is truly glorious 🙏

(don't ask me who since I'm not going to dox them)

Never deleting this app

Excited to be hosting some events tonight for SF Climate Week, at my favorite space in the Bay Area, the Robot Heart Residency.

We've got Joe Hudson giving a workshop from 4:30-6:30, Benjamin Grant talking about 'the overview effect' from 8-9, and Justin Kan & Morgan Campbell…

Did a bacterium write this?

I see too many people complaining about Biden’s 44% capital gains tax most of you have capital losses for YEARS

Apple has a $2.6 trillion market cap and their biggest AI development since large language models took over the world is introducing a calculator app to the iPad

Sorry my tweets haven’t been funny I’m just in a bad place right now (San Francisco)

The UK is not a real country

Tesla missed their top and bottom line estimates and the stock is up 7%

I missed my wife’s birthday and anniversary and now I am single

Excited to announce we've raised 62.7M$ at 1.04B$ valuation, led by Daniel Gross, along with Stan Druckenmiller, NVIDIA, Jeff Bezos, Tobi Lutke, Garry Tan, Andrej Karpathy, Dylan Field, Elad Gil, Nat Friedman, IVP, NEA, Jakob Uszkoreit, Naval Ravikant, Brad Gerstner, and Lip-Bu…

Elephant trunks are so weird they are like giant noses that can also function as hands

Evening cocktails with a legend (Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.) and a local goblin (@BickleNack)

Applying for a job at KKR

Company: “we offer a competitive salary with great benefits”

The offer:

From Mr Steal Your Data to Mr Steal Your Girl