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today i looked up from my phone and was consumed by the beauty of the world. never doing that shit again

my only new years resolution is more screen time. gonna get that shit up to 24hrs a day 📈🔥

u ever get so high you have to turn the Lights on

twitter for you page feels like a perpetual podcast featuring the Worst people you’ve ever encountered in your entire life

i am literally so busy all the time googling things. i do not have time for anything else ever. i just have so many things i need to google. please leave me alone

when editors are late with a video it’s not because we’re lazy it’s because we’ve spent 45 minutes looking for one very specific PNG of the hamburglar and we still can’t find it

changing the scenery around you is sooo important for your mental health and by changing the scenery i mean i’m gonna go sit on my balcony and smoke a cigarette

these are literally the only photos i have from vidcon. that wine glass was comically large and you can’t even tell

the man at the dispensary told me this sativa would help me focus but this shit got me feeling like someone took all my bones and replaced them with rubber bands

i remember being 10 and google image searching “real mermaids” and any picture of a mermaid i saw immediately processed in my mind as proof they existed and i imagine that’s how every conservative on twitter’s brain operates

i peaked

been really into pondering lately … sauntering with no intent. ya’ll gotta try that shit

? why did i just receive this package at my front door?? i did not order any pineapples.

just had a long island iced tea for the first time. whoever invented this drink needs to book an appointment with a psychiatrist as soon as possible

TGFM ( Thank god For Marijuana) 👍