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The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

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Stormy Daniels spilled details about the alleged Trump affair. How will they spin this one? Maybe, 'Wow, Biden's so old he still believes in the sanctity of marriage, what a loser!'

My column on a tawdry day:

usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

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Giving a speech on Holocaust Remembrance Day while Trump had to watch the woman he had extramarital sex with and paid to lie about it testify against him in court feels like an unintentional, but well executed, troll by Biden.

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Shoutout to Stormy Daniels for making “adult film star” a more respected job title than “former president of the United States”.

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1/ Here’s the positive news I really needed today:

Republican Geoff Duncan, the former Lt. Governor of Georgia, endorsed President Biden in a scathing op-ed in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

“Unlike Trump,” he writes, “I’ve belonged to the GOP my entire life. This November,…

1/ Here’s the positive news I really needed today: Republican Geoff Duncan, the former Lt. Governor of Georgia, endorsed President Biden in a scathing op-ed in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. “Unlike Trump,” he writes, “I’ve belonged to the GOP my entire life. This November,…
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My son hadn’t had a proper graduation since middle school. Here’s my commencement address at Michigan, written for him & Class of 2024.

Please share it — we all need more empathy.

“If you really want to shock the world, unleash your kindness.”

youtube.com/watch?v=D1c_UC…

My son hadn’t had a proper graduation since middle school. Here’s my commencement address at Michigan, written for him & Class of 2024. Please share it — we all need more empathy. “If you really want to shock the world, unleash your kindness.” youtube.com/watch?v=D1c_UC…
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Sarah Palin walked so Kristi Noem could run. Or rather, Sarah Palin shot wolf puppies so Kristi Noem could shoot domesticated puppies.

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(campaign ad)

Kristi Noem: The left accuses me of hating animals, but I too believe that all dogs deserve their “forever home.” (cocks shotgun)

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(to the tune of Cruella De Vil)

🎵 Kuh-risty Nuh-oem
Kuh-risty Nuh-oem
She’d rather kill puppies
than find them a home 🎵

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