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Ralph Nelson Willett

@NorthernOvation

I write novels for a #Christian audience. I'm frequently satirical and overtly comical.
#jokes | #ChristianFiction #Author | https://t.co/rls3X79Vqx

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Here's something to think about:
Saying 'have a nice day' to someone sounds friendly.

But saying 'enjoy your next 24 hours' sounds threatening.

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I got a blue checkmark! Now ~I'm~ somebody, too!

I may have to actually attend my next high school reunion just to show off. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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๐Ÿ††๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ณ ๐Ÿ…ผ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ฝ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ™(@PastorWildman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

โ˜‘๏ธ- Original 30 year old leather jacket
โ˜‘๏ธ- Hidden Message in Shirt?
โ˜‘๏ธ - Amazing actor/friends in Video....

We present to you......

'WIldman'


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youtube.com/watch?v=p51YGaโ€ฆ

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Stranger Than Actual Truth: In Atoll AK you can be fined up to $500US for kissing longer than three minutes on a public sidewalk.

Dang it! There goes my plans for the weekend!

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I don't find a lot of things this cool, but one man is legit credited for saving over two million lives.
My takeaway: Donating blood saves lives.
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I saw a guy dragging a clam behind him on the beach yesterday.
I thought it must be difficult to walk with a pulled mussel.

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Iโ€™m convinced that someone traveled back in time and changed history. The reason we donโ€™t know about it is because history ~has~ been changed. Perhaps it was a broke Elon Musk who went back and adjusted so heโ€™d be rich today.
Hmmmmโ€ฆ.

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Very few people are aware that writer Charles Dickens had a younger sister who was always teasing him.
Her name was Yulittle.

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โ€œWhen you interfere with thought, then the culture canโ€™t note down its own errors and renew itself.' - Jordan Peterson

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