At this point, I think it's fair to say the Israeli government played its hand very poorly. If nothing else, they've lost the battle of the vibe.

Dolly Parton in 1974, singing 'Jolene'

Well if you Tweeted this at 2:06 pm on Jan 6 2021, 5 people would be alive today…

“I’m killing this dinner harder than Kristi Noem kills the puppies.” #WHCD

I'm almost tired of her being right about everything

BREAKING: Following today's big win, the Astros are officially moving to Mexico City.

Sotomayor: If the president decides that his rival is a corrupt person and he orders the military to assasinate him, is that within his official acts to which he has immunity?

'That could well be an official act,' Trump lawyer John Sauer says

Left brained people hear Trump proposing injecting disinfectant. Right brained people hear Trump suggest putting lights in your body.

What do you hear?

Don’t inject bleach.

And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.

😆🤣

It's time for the casual Astros fans to drop off now and prep for the Cowboy's season. I would say it was nice having you, but it wasn't.

It's a cult.

Impressive you were able to film this and wave the Russia flag with the other hand.

That dirt kick was so cute 🤣

MLB games lasting 3+ hours:

2003 - 28%
2004 - 31%
2005 - 30%
2006 - 32%
2007 - 39%
2008 - 37%
2009 - 38%
2010 - 38%
2011 - 40%
2012 - 47%
2013 - 52%
2014 - 58%
2015 - 46%
2016 - 54%
2017 - 62%
2018 - 54%
2019 - 62%
2020 - 59%
2021 - 67%
2022 - 60%
2023 - 17% 👀
2024 - 15% 👀

Trumps tainted jury

Sorry libs, sleeping in court is just further proof that this man is a true ANTI-WOKE warrior. While leftists want us all to be WOKE this hero refuses to be AWAKE even while being tried for crimes. 💪🏻🙌🏻

I pay what I owe.

Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS

$288,000,000.00

This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.

Tag a former president that you know doesn’t