Pro Tip: if you’re wearing this HOKA shoe… life’s over !!

What’s for dinner? Besides Lagunitas & Tito’s

Start making the *DOW 50,000* Hats

A $425K 2BR condo is $4100/month with 20% down! Now kill yourself

Isn’t Scottie Scheffler like Morgan Wallen’s illegitimate cousin? #GOLF

Man shot outside Estelle’s in Wicker Park they said

If you don’t use the folders on the fucknnnn phone… you’re simply lost in life!! ParTyiN’

At Simon’s// I’m Fuckin’ ParTyiN’ with OLD PEOPLE// PTATT

Cloudy with a chance of measels

I’ve HAD IT with people 🚮

They saw you wasted at Rive Gauche

Stop giving in to WOKE CULTURE. Changing the names of iconic sports teams to appease a bunch of idiots!! No just no

Super 65th B-Day to Martha Quinn. In related news, I’m being told that we’re all also getting old as fuck.

I’m Fuckin’ ParTyiN’

We’re drunk as skunks

Pro Tip:: NEVER hold a White Claw in your hand on your wedding day//

What you see you might not get

Remember The *Migrant Crisis*?

Remember the WAR in Ukraine we sent billions in aid & supplies

Cloudy with a chance of measles