🚨 | As well as the IT department, Sir Jim Ratcliffe has called out the state of the U21s and U18s #mufc dressing rooms.

He warned staff on Wednesday that Christmas parties will be on the line if the club underperforms. [Adam Crafton]

Always liked Bayern you know.

What a swap / trade this would be.

Rashford's debut album:

1) Walcott's a wasteman
2) Black Gloves (ft Martial & AWB)
3) Can't pass, won't pass
4) Where's my food? (Chunkz diss)
5) Keeping my head down
6) Bun Baldie (Erik diss)
7) Free Sancho
8) Belfast Bando
9) Chucklevision (ft Barry & Linda)
10) Pele in Paris

Ten Haag would have said we had a good performance.

At least Ange has a bit of accountability about him

'pic or it didn't happen'

none of these bullshits😤nobody is touching the record 😂

3 years ago at The Lowry, how time flies. What a day it was, probably the highlight of the season. Brilliantly organised and went off without any trouble. Always reminds me of Ian Stirling r.i.p who played his part with us & significant others behind the scenes. Feels like a…

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Does anyone have Sancho’s weight 6 months ago compared to now?

Why is it a consistent problem of players coming to United and putting on unnecessary size?

Martial, Sancho, Depay, Lukaku to name a few.

Bulking to ‘prepare for physicality of English football’ only to lose…

Sancho has completed more dribbles tonight than Antony has ALL season…

It’s only been 12 losses don’t worry they need to see 15

Sancho just dropped a performance none of our wingers have been capable of all season.

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Like any of these are going ahead.

You're the second most embarrassing institution in Manchester, after Manchester United, of course.

This is Manchester, we do things differently here

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Mail Sport Can't be true - Premier League clubs are too tired which is why they've scrapped fa cup replays 🤷

“Another 300+k in the NatWest, kids dinners delivered to your address; watch me limp after a stinker & then tweet.

I’m manc born & fully breaded, mental health be my next weapon; got your father arguing on Twitter over me. “

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THE FUCKING OFFICIAL PREMIER LEAGUE PAGE IS LAUGHING AT CHEATING 😱😱😱