As sunbeam shines
And warms my fur
I kleen my bum
I happy purr

Da leefs, dey kwunch
My fur be gway
Den up I jump
And run away

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesNotPoliteToKleenBumbumInFwontYard #ISesItNotPoliteToHaveDirtyBumbum #HappySunbeam #FinComeByLastNite

Reddy for a day of fun?
Cuz Figgy now be big boy one!
His firstest birdie day it be
He run awound eksitedly

But he not shur jus wat it mean
So all he dos is play and sing
Dat silly Fig, but I will show
And maybe den he gonna noe

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BirdieDay #FinNotCome

I paw Figgy
He paw me
We paw paw paw
Furroshisly

We play our game
As fur go flys
And den I win
Tho Figgy twies

#CheddarPoetry #PawPawPaw #Boksing #IAlwaysWin #MamamLotsTired #ITakingCareofHer #FinNotCome

I's been taking care of mama
Making shur she wests
She be so bery tired sore
Her bak go jerky jerky

I makes shur she has play ferapy
And lots of sunbeam baffs
I makes shur she not werk too hard
And gibs her lots of cuddles

#MamaNeedsWest #IHalpTakeCareOfFig #FinCameByDisMorning

Silly Figgy plays in sink
Silly Figgy dwinks from bol
Silly Figgy sits beside
Silly Figgy baffs in sun
Silly Figgy stweches out
Silly Figgy has a nap

#SillyFiggy #SunbeamPuddle #HeAlwaysPlayingInDaSink #HeHabNappyDere #MamaStillLotsTired #FinNotCome

I tells mama I wants out
I needs to go and run about
But mama ses I cannot go
She gots to go to stor, yoo noe

I paw on dor, I be all cute
It not be fair, I lose dispoot
Da Figgy cwy, I gets upset
I maybe hit, den has wegwet

#CheddarPoetry #IWantsOutside #MamaTired #FinNotCome

Figgy being bwatty
And da mama need a bwake
I go make da Fig behabe
A better boy I make

Wessle him up in da twee
I keeps him okkypied
As his bigger brudder
I wach ober him wif pwide

#CheddarPoetry #MamaHasHurtyHedAgen #ITakeCareOfHer #MiteNotHardOrWeply #FinNotCome

I's taking care of mama
And it be importint job
I gib her lots of cuddles
As her hurty hed gos frob

Her been so tired lately
And her bak be bery sore
Ebery day I gibs her purrs
So dat she hurt no mor

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #MamaNeedsWest #MiteNotWeplyOrHart #NotShurIfFinCame

Silly Figgy climes da twee
He wants to go lots hi, like me
But to da top, dis time he not
He stops and finds a sitty spot

He start to wach wat's all awound
He not want go bak to da gwound
But mama, she noe ware he hide
She skoop him wen it time inside

#CheddarPoetry #FinSpotted

Warm spwing air
Full of happy smells
As I go outside

A sea of warryer paynt
I jump rite in
Rolling awound
Until I turn blak

Den I go on pawtrol
Protekting my yard
Eksploring my catdom
Fearse as can be

#WarryerPaynt #MamaSedIFilfy #SheWipeyMeAfter #StillNoFin #MamaNeedsWest

Warm spwing air
Full of happy smells
As I go outside

A sea of warryer paynt
I jump rite in
Rolling awound
Until I turn blak

Den I go on pawtrol
Protekting my yard
Eksploring my catdom
Fearse as can be

#WarryerPaynt #MamaSedIFilfy #SheWipeyMeAfter #StillNoFin #MamaNeedsWest

I's a bunny, cute and sweet
I liks yor noz, I bites yor feet
And if yoo's good, I makes to eat
A poopy chokwit bunny tweat!

#CheddarPoetry #Easter #Easter Sunday #Easter Bunny #ItPoopyNotChokwit #ItATwik #NoEatsDaPoopy #FinNotCome

unny unny
op op op!!!

#SillyFiggy #Easter #FiggyWantsAllDaLikkyToob

I's a bunny, cute and sweet
I liks yor noz, I bites yor feet
And if yoo's good, I makes to eat
A poopy chokwit bunny tweat!

#CheddarPoetry #Easter #Easter Sunday #Easter Bunny #ItPoopyNotChokwit #ItATwik #NoEatsDaPoopy #FinNotCome

I tells Figgy da bunny be coming
He go to da window
He sings unny unny

I tells him not yet, dat he still has to wait
He ses he see bunny
He sings unny unny

I ses dat not him, I ses easter bunny!
He has a confooze
As he sings dat da unny

#SillyFiggy #FinNotCome #MamaNeedsWest

We boff up
Wen Fig jumps down
So I jumps down
And Fig jumps up

Agen agen
All up and down
We play our game
Until we done

#UpDownGame #ILuvsHabingLiddleBrudder #MamaNeedsWest #MiteNotHartOrWeply #PostysMiteBeLess #FinNotCome

Figgy stoled anubber stwa
And tooked it from da sink
Den he put in water bol
Cuz stwas be used for dwink

Den he stoled a slurpee cup
And put it by da dor
Mama asked him why it dere
He sed in car, from stor

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FINCAME ! #MamaNeedsWest #MiteNotHartOrWeply

Figgy stoled anubber stwa
And tooked it from da sink
Den he put in water bol
Cuz stwas be used for dwink

Den he stoled a slurpee cup
And put it by da dor
Mama asked him why it dere
He sed in car, from stor

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FINCAME ! #MamaNeedsWest #MiteNotHartOrWeply

Mama okay
She jus needs lots mor west
No pooter for mama
Jus cuddles, dats best

Yoo not has to worry
But my posts will be less
I take care of mama
And makes shur dere no stwess

#CheddarPoetry #MiteNotPostyTomoro #MiteNotHartOrWeply #MamaNeedsWest #Catcushin #FinNotCome

Mama getting better
But I still gots worry
Her be funny twichy
And she still be lots tired

She needs lots mor west
And mor cuddles and purrs
So as I go care for her
My postys mite be less
I mite not weply
And I mite not gib harts

#NoHabWorryIfINotPostyEberyDayRiteNow