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🛶Riverboat Chris🛶

@FakieMcFakeface

Never trust a Chris.

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Dem rep being confronted by Gaza protester: *smile politely until protester dragged away*

GOP rep being confronted by Gaza protester: youtube.com/watch?v=r3n-DU…

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[Missing the point of the movie after having subtext smashed over my head like a chair in WWE]: Muad'dib? More like Muad'dabbing on the haters. You go Paul!

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[Frank Herbert]: the mouse - Muad'dib - it catches moisture from the air with its ears. Even barren places have complex ecosystems that can support something as small as a mouse or as big as a giant sandworm.

[Publishers look bored]

[Herbert]: also the sandworms shit cocaine.

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