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Josh Brooks

@F530Josh

Author at Funker530 | Former Marine Machine Gunner | Purple Heart Recipient

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linkhttp://www.funker530.com calendar_today27-10-2022 21:41:18

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Iraq was a coming of age war filmed in a beautiful, sweaty place, about angsty kids who would happily die for each other but didn't really understand why. Take me back there. Give me one more day of that I'm begging you, because it was amazing.

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Have you ever been to Europe?

I hadn't visited for 20+ years until recently and my first thought was: wow, this is what a functioning society feels like. I had almost forgotten.

In terms of quality of life, there's simply no comparison. Meanwhile, we get this:

Have you ever been to Europe? I hadn't visited for 20+ years until recently and my first thought was: wow, this is what a functioning society feels like. I had almost forgotten. In terms of quality of life, there's simply no comparison. Meanwhile, we get this:
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If your first instinct in an emergency is to pull out your phone, open the camera, set it to video, aim it at said emergency, and then push record.

NGMI.

I’m convinced this is the new biological equivalent of the freeze reaction to a life threatening scenario.

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MFW I continue to see Jackson Hinkle and Partisan Girl tweets after having muted and blocked them in December of 2023.

Please stop rage engaging with these people. It’s what they want from you.

MFW I continue to see Jackson Hinkle and Partisan Girl tweets after having muted and blocked them in December of 2023. Please stop rage engaging with these people. It’s what they want from you.
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We have investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing.

Fuck outta here. Every O-Type with stars on their collar should be spending the rest of their old age making big rocks into little ones because of that shit.

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We still do not owe Shadz a gun.

I now fit into my issued utilities from 2014 again.

(They’re a bit tight still.)

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Me after watching 'Conflict Journalists' on Twitter spend all day yesterday screeching about World War 3 like 300 aerial threats isn't just another fucking Tuesday to the IDF.

Me after watching 'Conflict Journalists' on Twitter spend all day yesterday screeching about World War 3 like 300 aerial threats isn't just another fucking Tuesday to the IDF.
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20-year-old war commentary YouTubers who don’t realize the Army was 41,000 recruits shy of meeting mission last year cheer leading for war while forgetting they filled out this when they turned 18 25 months ago.

(Hope you like half-rats.)

20-year-old war commentary YouTubers who don’t realize the Army was 41,000 recruits shy of meeting mission last year cheer leading for war while forgetting they filled out this when they turned 18 25 months ago. (Hope you like half-rats.)
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Man.

Iran sure showed the Negev Desert who's boss.

Safe to say WW3 is delayed and Ali Khamenei has no balls.

Have a good one Twitter. 🤙

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