DK all day

Shouldn’t he be Man Rock by now?

Only if they fall out of a plane over a really good festival

Rap is my preferred sex music so I'm pumping up the bass and naming this playlist after you

*awkwardly winks & gets an eyelash stuck

These are the kind of conversations all men (or at least more men) should be having.

That it is happening in NFL circles is an encouraging sign.

KC and the Sunshine Band and Motorhead not being in the hall of fame render it moot

With all due respect to Queen fans, all of their records are tied for last

I feel like this is a very valid question and look forward to hearing the answer

What’s the greatest fake band from a movie or TV show?

(WKRP in Cincinnati)
with Michael Des Barres

This tweet = 10/10

Bill Maher is a stupid person's idea of a smart person. He's intellectually average at best, whiny, and dishonest-- but perceived as smart by people who can't tell.

Bill Burr is a very smart person cosplaying as an average person. He's reasonable, direct, and mature.

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