whoa

how many of my followers are dads?

water, but for teens

[Ella Fitzgerald:]
Embrace me, my meat is traceable, you
Embrace me, my trace- and braisable you

I will shortly be going for a beer. Stand down.

Now, do murder

perhaps a bit too much kirsch in the fondue?

update: I’ve asked the agency to give it to another strategist. I could really do with the money but I’m going to prioritise my self respect

grok, though