United still in the European picture - no one cares. We just hate how shit Newcastle are 😂

Newcastle - playing a team down and out, nothing to play for. They’re fighting for Europe. Some things never change.

Even at 2-1 I think this could be the day our HT lead at OT record goes. Be gutted when it does

Imagine going away and putting swimming goggles on. Fuck me get in bin.

Hate games where we aren’t arsed and you know the opposite team are gonna be jizzing over the game 😂

FairPlay to Ederson, he died 90 seconds ago and now he’s back up playing. #WillPower

Players reacting like someone has died going for that ball. He’s entitled to to for it. Get up and move on fuck me

Varane going then, right decision for both.

Enjoyed his first two season

I’ll be completely honest, if it meant Liverpool not winning a league. I’d go to sleep fine if we lost. Can’t be the only one who feels that way 😂

I’ve had a bad back for weeks and love crosswords. When did I become 50?

Fucking hell this new ticket milark on united is a joke. Is there anyway to get the ticket outside the app?

Shame for Luton. Thought If they scraped through, good enough to be in the Prem

I love twitter

😂 - brilliant

Leverkusen just refuse to lose

🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: “The mistake that the new generation of coaches make is giving too much information to the players in the game with the ball.

This takes away creativity. It's one thing to indicate to the player the positioning without the ball, there you have to give a lot

Don’t care how hot it is if you’re walking around town with your top off you’re a flannel

Anyone else think that Bayern goal or not goal at the end should’ve been properly checked or is it me?

Anyone who reacts like Kimmich did then deserves a red.