The rumors about #Trump farting are flying around thick and fast. I know he fell asleep in court again today, but because it’s Earth Day, I pray he was at least able to reduce his emissions.

Yes, it’s #EARTHDAY2024
Go outside and experience our Mother, Nature, in all her glory. Because when you’re blue, only Nature will do…

Areas with natural biodiversity have greater mental health impact
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TOUR OUR AMERICAN CHESTNUTS ON EARTH DAY, 4/22 🌰 For #EarthDay , we will be hosting an Instagram Live tour of our #HybridAmericanChestnut Experimental Forest 🤭 Join us at 1 PM  to learn more about the Hybrid American Chestnut trees in Highbridge Park 🌱 instagram.com/nyrp

Dear Media,

Instead of dragging Bill Barr back onto your networks to ask him if he's voting for Trump, how about asking him why he made the Trump hush money federal charges go away for Trump but let Michael Cohen go to jail?

We see you.

This is being posted to mark the anniversary of Prince's death:

Since I'm now using this website to pitch myself on TV shows, I would also like to play Melissa Schemmenti's mother on 'Abbott Elementary.' If you see Quinta Brunson, please tell her.

Congratulations to Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who prayed, and did what God told him to do. I wonder who’s whispering in #MarjorieTaylorGreen ’s ear? It sure ain’t God!

FYI.

Stupid’s on the Stump!

Jeeze, Donnie, you’re lookin’ awful these days! I’ve seen better looking cadavers! Sleeping in court! I mean I get it, who hasn’t done it, but not at your own trial!

The #GoldenBachelor , #GerryTurner and #TheresaNist have split after three months of marriage! Wow, I didn’t see that coming! Hahahaha! Listen, sometimes it’s just not as hot without a bunch of teamsters watching.

This is brilliant. I will be breaking it into shorter segments later so you don’t throw up your hands at its length. You’re welcome. Not “Not a problem.” An actual “You’re welcome”.