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Joe Bernstein

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I *did* just come back from a three day Jungian men's therapy retreat in the woods (I will try to write the story with the requisite swagger) so grain of salt, but this strikes me as obviously about the place of masculinity in the newsroom politico.com/news/magazine/


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I have really good “midstincts.” And I went against them because so many of you said Killing Eve was great. But nope, it’s mid— as I suspected.

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A 70–something WASPy guy on the street told my wife and I that we “have good looking kids” like he was talking about racehorses or heirloom tomatoes or something. It felt like a peek into a whole worldview.

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The point in the day I’m defeated by my children is getting earlier and earlier. It used to be like 430pm but now it’s like 930am I’m purely white knuckling it for ten hours.

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Pauly Shore says he was ‘up all night crying’ after Richard Simmons said he did not approve biopic trib.al/q5GeDXG

Pauly Shore says he was ‘up all night crying’ after Richard Simmons said he did not approve biopic trib.al/q5GeDXG
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Thinking about starting a luxury lifestyle brand for slightly depressed dads. Lots of soft flowing fabrics, flattering silhouettes, dark colors. Working name: Chubby and Rich.

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Every male friend group has a Toranaga-sama (stoical and principled but maybe sociopathic), a Yabushige (completely self-interested but witty), a Buntaro (depressing but reliable), and an Anjin (bumbling but funny).

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The pop-up series Shtick is attracting pro-Israel celebrities like Brett Gelman, Samantha Ronson and David Schwimmer — and a long list of New York influencers — to its 'sexy' Jew-ish dinner parties. nytimes.com/2024/04/24/sty


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That lawn at Columbia that has become
the most important place in the world? When I was there, James Franco used to sit on that lawn in his leather jacket and black boots and smoke cigarettes and read. That was a whole scene, too.

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The pop-up series Shtick is attracting pro-Israel celebrities like Brett Gelman, Samantha Ronson and David Schwimmer — and a long list of New York influencers — to its 'sexy' Jew-ish dinner parties. nytimes.com/2024/04/24/sty


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It’s taking all of my willpower as a parent not to make my sons refer to me as “Toranaga-sama.”

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