Been tidying. Found our kazoos that we got at a live recording of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. Cats are not as delighted as we are.

Locked in a bare, windowless, non-ventilated room that cannot be opened from inside. Non-verbal children (can't tell, can they?) left to sit naked in their urine. Shoved in with Rhino pads. All captured on CCTV. Action taken by the CPS? No. Staff still in post.

Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly 'Why would i want a chicken?' And the receptionist said ' check In'. I often think about it.

the tape lets you know that’s the permanent cat bucket

If you wonder if there is a need for our sanctuary then just look at Peggy, Susie and Lolly and how their lives were transformed by being rescued by Woodfield 💜

We are in a financial crisis. Please help if you can.

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Wow...

I think I'm probably back then. Still on Bluesky first and foremost, but too many people that I miss on here.

Right Said Not Right in the Head Fred.

Of course Right Said Fred are upset at phoneboxes being repurposed, where will they hold their gigs now?

#SaturdayKitchen looks like Ken has brought a minder with him.

#SaturdayKitchen Intensely boring episode. For me anyway. I'm sure no one cares so I'll shut up now.
I do not own a Ken Hom book.

#Corrie The Leanne storyline is probably based on these bastards. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthous…

Anybody interested in a ride in a helicopter? We need one person to come. We leave early this Sunday morning from Gatwick airport and will fly over London. We then fly to Surrey for lunch. If interested, please message! Preferably someone with a helicopter otherwise we can't go.

This absolutely insane and hugely gopping at the same time 'your boobs have been in another man's mouth'

To me, Laurence Fox looks like a cartoon mouse who was turned human to drive a coach and promised he’d turn back into at midnight, but now it’s been thirty five years and he’s just so tired and confused at the human world and deep down just wants a little bit of cheese.

Next #MoosPetSofa .. with added Pink piping ..

Cat signed on for a fight but the dog thinks it's a dance off.

I bet that taxi driver had to change his trousers.

This Brazilian undercover police dog is very pleased with himself for finding ALL the drugs.